Vacuums

Vacuums

            Marsha went to the most epic vacuum store she could find. See, her cat had made a hideous mess out of his kitty litter in the middle of the newly carpeted living room. He seemed to have dragged it all the way form the kitchen. He must have had some kind of motive. Maybe his food wasn’t enough or it wasn’t his favorite kind. Anywho, the salesman brings Marsha back to reality.

            “Now this right here is the best in the business”.

            “Ill take it!” exclaims Marsha without hesitation.

            “You don’t want to hear anything else about it? I have the whole informational speech down pat’ he says.

            “Nope, that’s all I needed to hear” Marsha is impatient. She pays for it and proudly shows it off to her husband once she got home. She just cannot wait to tackle that kitty mess on the carpet. She plugs it in around the corner in the kitchen and goes to turn it on. All excited, she hits the ON button and…nothing. She keeps on trying.

            “Agghhh!” Marsha exclaims.

            “Just keep trying, sweetheart,” says her husband. So she kept on trying. She checked all the cords and the outlet and everything seemed to be working. She finally decided that was it and she was taking it back. As she rounds the corner to unplug and wind up the cord, her husband sits there giggling like a little school girl holding the cord in his hand.